Cancerous Content: The Mckees
Hey 1% of 4.3k subscribers, Welcome back to another PhuCunt blog! Today we're going to be taking a look at our first Cancerous Content. The Mckees! These 50-60 year old men really know how to put entertainment out! Screaming like monkeys, talk as if they have a runny nose syndrome, sub4sub, and even getting caught by the Federal Bureau of Investigation according to what their 2 year old audience has indicated in their videos before removing them. Not sure why they were under investigation, but I'm willing to bet that it has something to do with their YouTube channel since it got removed after sub4subbing all the way until 10,000 subscribers.
I first found out about their channel through my spam comments when they asked if I wanted a shout-out. Of course, I didn't respond because it's just another one of those moronic spammy YouTubers looking for promotion and cheating their way on growth. Good thing I didn't respond either b/c I would've been a witness with all the other children who were brainwashed by these monkey brothers. I think the shout-outs were legit, but it didn't do a damn thing! And even if it did, it's more likely people asking for a sub4sub deal! I'd know since one of their fans came up to my channel and constantly kept asking if I can subscribe to their channel or promote them in their videos, then edit the comments afterwards as if none of it ever happened. Get the fuck outta here with that shit! "Your channel would EXPLODE." Are you guys lowkey terrorists or just confident cunts about your channel because of your cheap way of growing subscribers? The next three sentences is just more cancer about getting advertised if they receive active likes and comments. "Love to subscribe, but be a subscriber too, would ya?" Guys, you're subscribing for all the wrong reasons! You subscribe to a YouTube channel because you love his or her content! You're just attacking yourself with this sub4sub deal because it just leads to spam and YouTube doesn't appreciate spam according to their community guidelines. "Left a like. ;)" Why did you guys just wink at me? You guys aren't gay monkeys right? Because I'm a straight monkey. I'm dating Pixie Kong. Also, you guys did not leave a like. I get an average like ratio of 4 likes and those 4 likes stayed the way they are before you guys left that spam comment. Please don't advertise and make false claims ever again.
Now that the long response to their spam comment is done, let's move on to their award-winning content! Honestly, I thought you guys were going to be another funny gaming duo such as Retsupurae or Lowtax and Smorkey, but those monkey screams in your guys's playthroughs ruin it. Those wild monkey screams are obnoxious and full comedy of 0 jokes. If this is how you guys really act like in real life, then I hope I never meet the two of you because I'm pretty sure my neighbors would call the cops if I were hanging out with you guys.
What's with that "Llllast time on The Mckees channel!" intro being on every video? No one's on the verge of their phone or computer screen saying, "Oh shit! What did The Mckees do last time?! I hope I didn't miss it! I'm always active on their channel! Liked! Subscribed! Commented! Donated!" it's a completely pointless introductory if you ask me. And why is it 30-40 seconds long?? For a moment like that, you should just grab the funniest part of your last video like the cancerous monkey scream for example which is only like 3 or 5 seconds long and that's how long those "Last time" moments are supposed to be! I'm only giving advice. I mean you guys can do whatever the fuck you want. I'm not policing anybody here. I also want to point out, what is up with that Mckees title intro? It looks like you guys just learned how to use outer glow, drop shadow, and gradient in a basic Photoshop class and created a type font intro masterpiece. That runny nose commentary. Why?! I'd feel bad if you guys really talk like this in real life, but if it's for entertainment use, then why??!! I can barely understand what's being said in the playthroughs, so I can't really point out any of the jokes you guys make. Well let's be fair here, I watched each of Jason and Ian's playthroughs. Jason seems pretty mature, but quite boring to watch and easily makes me lose interest. Ian is the annoying cunt that can't stop with the monkey screams, slamming his hands on the table, and jumping on the computer chair. Why is Ian such a hypered man in his 60s? Fuck, I'm 23 years old and I already matured. I mean I overexaggerate sometimes, but the monkey screams and jumping on your chair repeatedly is just going way out of hand!
Are you guys actually fucking serious? "first video on this huge channel." Please, don't brag about how you sub4subbed all the way to 10,000 subscribers. If that's not what you guys are referring to, then 68 subscribers isn't "huge" you peasants. "Originally Uploaded on the 29th of October 2014" geez! Wtf happened for you guys to now be back this year?! FBI was hella serious about expelling you guys for the whole 2015! Just be awared kids, do not subscribe 4 subscribe! If you do, then choose wisely upon friends and family. In general, just subscribe to YouTubers you actually enjoy.
In conclusion, The Monkees are back on YouTube and ready to repeat their sub4sub process, but slowly so the FBI won't track their butts down again. It's ashame that YouTube won't do anything about this problem. I mean, these dudes are literally subscribing to 10 people a day in hope for a subscription and that's not considered spamming...Maybe not just yet, YouTube will probably eventually notice it and remove them again. If it happens, then I'll be sure to save the video about what happened because kids are often ranting about how they got removed and it's absolutely the most hilarious thing in the world.
- PhuCatGeek
